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Even though we’re adhering to some new rules this year due to the pandemic, we can still honor Memorial Day and the fallen members of our military. Here are five things you can do this weekend .
Talk about putting the “bar” in “Salad Bar” . . . My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with…. liquor. pic.twitter.com/eGemUkvbj8 — Emily A. (@emzorbit) May 19, 2020 Image by tookapic from
Remember flirting? Well, we might be off our game once life gets back to normal. But this could help: A new study in Greece identified 47 different traits that make you an effective flirter. 500 people were
Have you ever wondered why men grow facial hair? I mean . . . if it were just something we evolved to keep us warm, wouldn’t women have thick mustaches and beards too? Well, a new study
We all have those moments in life when we have to make a HUGE decision about our future. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could pass the blame if things don’t turn out that well? According to
There are a lot of pairs of pants collecting dust in people’s closets right now. A LOT. According to a new survey, two out of three Americans who are working from home right now say they CAN’T
Everyone’s clinging HARD to nostalgia to get through this tough time. So it’s really NOT a smart time to pull a move like this. Kellogg’s just redesigned Toucan Sam from Froot Loops. They took his blue body
DAVID GILMOUR and ROGER WATERS from PINK FLOYD haven’t gotten along in DECADES. They have reunited a handful of times over the past 15 years . . . but those were brief one-offs. And now, things are
What would it sound like if Artificial Intelligence tried to write an AC/DC song? Well . . . Image by Pete Linforth from Pixabay
Social distancing is a necessary evil in Covid world. Watching “Mother” reminds me just how irreplaceable the joy of being in a band is. pic.twitter.com/F4fxQCfbd6 — Roger Waters (@rogerwaters) May 17, 2020 Image by Gábor Adonyi from
The director of “Trick ‘r Treat”, “Krampus”, and “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” put together a supercut of horror and science fiction movie clips that perfectly sums up everything we’ve been going through over the last few
From Pat & Neil – ” We wrote this because we are all hurting, struggling, grieving. We hope in some small way, that this lifts sprits and heals hearts. Wishing everyone blessings, strength and love.” Image by
If you’re looking for a quarantine project for your kids, this mom in Alaska has a good one. She helped her daughter make a Lava Lamp out of ingredients you’d find in the kitchen. The girl starts
Experts say could cut the time it takes to test a vaccine by a few months if 100 people are willing to get the trial version AND be infected with the virus. So a site called “1
Someone on Twitter posed an interesting question this week: “If band names were LITERAL, what would be the scariest band to fight?” (Oh, give him a break, we can’t ALL be searching for a COVID-19 vaccine.) The
Half of BuzzFeed is dumb quizzes like, “Which Fictional Character Do You Most Resemble?” And they’re never accurate. But now someone’s done one with some actual SCIENCE behind it . . . A website called OpenPsychometrics.org had
There was an earthquake measuring 6.4 on the Richter Scale centered between Tonopah and Hawthorne at around 4am today. The quake was reportedly felt from Las Vegas to Sacramento. Several aftershocks have followed, ranging in intensity from
Queen will make the 1992 Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert for AIDS Awareness available on the band’s YouTube page this Friday, May 15th, to raise money for the World Health Organization and its COVID-19 relief efforts. The concert will stream live at 2
There’s a fruit smoothie commercial that was banned from daytime TV in the UK, and when you see it you’ll understand why. Every moment looks like a porn movie starring fruit. That’s right. No people, just very
WAIT . . . WHAT?: There’s a Facebook Group Where People Pretend to Be Ants That Has 1.8 Million Members
I’m not sure I’ve seen a better sign that people are losing their damn minds in isolation than THIS. There’s a Facebook group where people pretend to be ANTS. As in, the insect. They act like ants,
The STIHL National Championship Air Races are partnering with Lightning Formation Airshows, a performer at the 2020 STIHL National Championship Air Races, to salute doctors, nurses, first responders and essential employees this Friday, May 15 at 1
Nope, this won’t mess with your kid’s life at all. There’s a debate going on online right now about whether it’s cool to name your baby after your PET. A pregnant woman shared her story on the
Getting waxed can be painful . . . but getting waxed with a harmonica in your mouth is flat-out funny. Here’s a video of two guys “making music” while doing it. One gets his stomach waxed, and
A BBC sports reporter named Andrew Cotter posted a very funny Zoom meeting he had with his two dogs. Olive is a “very good dog” who signs-in on time, stays focused, and behaves. She earns a small
JETHRO TULL singer IAN ANDERSON has revealed that he’s suffering from the incurable lung disease, COPD. (Which is chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.) He discussed it for the first time on “The Big Interview” with host Dan Rather
WATCH: Chris Pratt and Elizabeth Banks Reprised Their “Lego Movie” Characters to Share Tips on How to Stay Healthy During the Pandemic
Emmet and Lucy assemble a song that will help you remember the very best ways to stay healthy. Sing along with everyone in your household while “doing the five” and then put those safety tips into practice!
Heinz finally figured out something more frustrating than trying to get the last few ounces of ketchup out of one of their bottles. They just created a new puzzle to keep people busy right now. It’s a
It sounds like a “Mortal Kombat” video . . . View this post on Instagram Anything is possible when you are smart about it. Train Smart. Recover Smarter. @smartcups #SmartCups #baddestmanontheplanet #stillthebaddestmanontheplanet @tysonranchofficial @coppergel #tysonranch
“Loudwire“ put together a list of 25 “legendary” rock albums . . . “with no weak songs.” (For anyone under the age of 25, “albums” are collections of songs . . . kind of like playlists .
It’s amazing that anyone could finish a scene with him . . . Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay
A lot of job interviews are happening on Zoom right now, and it might be the norm for a while. So here are five virtual interview tips to help . . . Test your tech. Check that
BONO from U2 turned 60 yesterday, and he celebrated by sharing the 60 songs that SAVED HIS LIFE. In a post on U2.com, he said, quote, “[These are] the ones I couldn’t have lived without . .
CARL SAGAN is one of the most famous scientists of all time. And he wrote a great book in 1995 called “The Demon-Haunted World”. (If you’ve seen the meme where he basically predicted the current state of
Put a six-string in his hands and QUEEN guitarist BRIAN MAY is an IMMORTAL GOD. But when he’s off the clock, he’s a mortal, just like you and me. A 72-year-old mortal at that. Brian found himself
You can be in the upcoming Bill & Ted movie, “Bill and Ted Face the Music”! Just visit this website, and upload a video of you playing along, on real or imaginary instruments, to a demo track.
The same day BRIAN JOHNSON auditioned to replace BON SCOTT as AC/DC’s lead singer, he recorded the jingle for a Hoover vacuum cleaner commercial. Apparently, he wasn’t that confident about AC/DC, because he was 32 and, quote,
If you’ve ever wanted to have DANIEL RADCLIFFE read “Harry Potter” to you . . . well, thanks to the coronavirus, it’s happening. It’s for an ongoing series called “Harry Potter at Home“, which J.K. Rowling announced
An unreleased PAUL MCCARTNEY / RINGO STARR demo is being auctioned off to benefit the COVID-19 relief effort in the UK. The song is called “Angel in Disguise”, and it was written and recorded for Ringo’s 1992
The YouTube channel News Be Funny posted a 13-minute montage of April’s Best News Bloopers. As you’d expect, it’s dominated by reporters trying to deal with working from home. Our favorites include the weather dude who looks
Most of us have spent the last month-and-a-half in quarantine . . . afraid to touch just about EVERYTHING outside our front doors. So the idea of going to a concert . . . especially a rock
Last Saturday, AC/DC fans took part in a six-hour celebration of the band’s legendary frontman Bon Scott, as this year’s edition of the annual Bon Scott international festival, Bonfest, went virtual after the coronavirus pandemic forced organizers
They’re also playing archived concert footage every Monday at 5pm on their You Tube channel. Image by Simone_ph from Pixabay
A mom posted a 20-second video of her young daughter singing a song she wrote called “I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole?” Is it astronauts? Is it aliens? That’s something she’s “always wanted to know.” Check the
WAIT . . . WHAT?: Something Called “Murder Hornets” Have Arrived in the U.S. and What Even Is This Year?
Yup, this is JUST what we needed right now. Insects called “MURDER HORNETS” have made their way to the U.S. for the first time ever. That’s right: MURDER HORNETS. These hornets are up to two inches long
Rock stars . . . They’re just like us! View this post on Instagram —gave my man his first quarantine cut— Hey Chris McMillan working on being a badass with the scissors…. thanks for sending
Here’s the video we were talking about this morning . . . Image by Céline Martin from Pixabay
Basically everyone is video chatting these days, and a lot of people are doing it through Zoom . . . whether or not you’d even heard of it two months ago. There have been memes about the
This is the type of charity campaign I can really get behind. I get to be rude and gross AND raise money? A sparkling water brand called Liquid Death is running a promotion called “Belch for Bars,”
While working on their new album, Klaus & the guys surprised us with a new song that speaks directly to the current state of the world