The “Locals Only” Morning Show
Baseball Fan. Dog Father. Bacon Aficionado. Comic Book Nerd. Proud #12. Reasonably Tall.
“Snark” is my native tongue.
Opinions expressed are mine, but you can read them.
This is a great product for people who care MUCH more about function over fashion. So yeah, your dad’s definitely gonna want one . . . A company called Astride Bionix is selling a WEARABLE CHAIR that
A video has been making the rounds of a “helicopter chainsaw” trimming a row of trees. It’s a helicopter that has a long aluminum tube with 10 spinning blades attached to it . . . and the
Is it possible there’s a better tourist destination in China than the Great Wall? If you’re a huge waterslide fan, then yes. They have one that’s about a mile-and-a-half long, and was certified by Guinness as the
The folks at Fisher-Price have designed a series of celebrity collector sets that tap into some major nostalgia. First up, the Yellow Submarine-era Beatles Then there’s KISS, in all their made-up glory! And finally, there’s The “Ultimate
A very early recording of Led Zeppelin live in 1968 has been discovered . . . They were opening for Vanilla Fudge, and listed on the poster as “Len Zefflin”. Seriously. Set List: Train Kept a Rollin’
Are you sick of going to the fridge to eat something and finding that someone else in your house already got to it? Maybe you should do what this guy did. A guy named Dave Williams in
This feels so, so wrong. There’s a new Halloween costume on sale this year, ladies, if you want to dress up like . . . SEXY MR. ROGERS. It was created by a company called Yandy that’s
Now THAT’S talent . . . Wait … how? ???? via (@NBCSChicago) pic.twitter.com/UZB5mAVWfl — ESPN (@espn) September 17, 2019
It doesn’t get any more “little boy” than this. Two giggling kids take turns getting hit in the head by the popup lid of an aluminum trash can. One steps on the pedal while the other stands
Back in December of 2017, three videos were posted online that showed footage taken by Navy pilots that supposedly showed UFOs. Well, the Navy finally addressed those videos, and apparently they’re REAL. And they feature, quote, “unexplained
Someone has decided that when you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot having sex with a crab. Personally, I agree with the guy who says it’s a crab robot reading a
Applebee’s: Classic Bacon Cheeseburger with Endless Fries for $6.99 on September 18, 2019 Burger King: Get a cheeseburger for 59-cents with a mobile order via the chain’s app. Limited to one redemption per app account. Habit Burger Grill:
If you want to pull a hell of a prank on Christmas, here it is: Hand someone one of these green and white candy canes off the tree, then make sure you’re taking a video when they
It doesn’t seem humanly possible, but there’s a three-fourths BEATLES reunion on the way. RINGO STARR and PAUL MCCARTNEY are recording a song called “Grow Old with Me” for Ringo’s upcoming album. It’s one of the last
From Ric’s sons: Our dad was a prolific doodler. His passing was sudden, unexpected, and beyond heartbreaking. Yesterday, we found this last doodle on his armchair. He couldn’t have known what it would end up meaning to
Everyone knows about “ghosting” now . . . that’s where you suddenly stop responding to a person’s texts and vanish completely. But here’s a new twist . . . and it might even be WORSE psychological torture
AWESOME: A Guy Knew He Was Getting Fired . . . So He Brought an Emotional Support Clown to the Meeting
In New Zealand, when someone’s going to get laid off, their companies give them a heads up . . . and they’re legally required to let the employee bring along a, quote, “support person” like a friend,
‘Ball and Chain’ (including lyrics) from The Who’s new studio album WHO, released on 22 November 2019.
Today is Friday the 13th. And there’s also going to be a FULL MOON tonight. Here are four things you should know about it . . . It’s this year’s “Harvest Moon.” The full moon closest in
Here’s a good opportunity if you’re one of those people who drinks Starbucks every day . . . The website Business.org is looking for a, quote, “Starbucks addict” who’d be willing to stop going there for a
WAIT . . . WHAT?: The Three Cameras on Apple’s New iPhone Are Triggering People With a Fear of Holes
Apple introduced its new iPhones on Tuesday, and the iPhone 11 Pro has THREE camera lenses clustered on the back, along with a flash and tiny microphone. All in all, that’s five circles packed into a small
VOTE: The Finalists for the National Toy Hall of Fame Include My Little Pony, Matchbox Cars, and Jenga
The National Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester, New York announced the 12 finalists that will be on its ballot this year and, as always, it’s a mix of classic toys from lots of different eras. And
LINK: A Physicist Built an Online Calculator That Tells You How Long It’ll Take to Chill Your Beer, Wine, and Liquor
Here’s something that could come in handy this weekend: There’s a guy in Poland who’s getting his masters in particle physics. And he built an online calculator that tells you exactly how long it’ll take to chill
“Woke Hasbro” is back for round three. Last year, Hasbro created “Monopoly for Millennials,” with contrived, overdone jokes about not being able to afford property and a rule that whoever had the most debt in real life got
As far as fast-food marketing stunts go, this is definitely one of the stranger ones. KFC has created a new video game called “I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator”. In the game,
Back in January, a designer created asymmetrical jeans . . . they had one wide leg that flared like a bell bottom, and one leg that was tight and tapered like a skinny jean. Well, we’re happy
If you’ve ever had trouble getting a new habit to stick, here’s something new to try . . . There’s a YouTuber named Matt D’Avella who’s a self-described minimalist. So he likes keeping things simple. And a
In case you haven’t seen this: A couple in North Carolina watched doorbell cam video of their vacation home on Emerald Isle getting ripped from its foundation because of a tornado that spun out of Hurricane Dorian.
Is September too early for Christmas music? What about if it’s METAL? JUDAS PRIEST singer ROB HALFORD has a new Christmas album coming out next month called “Celestial”. And the music video for an original track called
I don’t know what your personal condiment power rankings look like . . . but mine definitely don’t look like this. I also have the palate of a nine-year-old. There’s an article in “Ad Age” magazine right
This is one of those videos where you know how it’s going to end, even though the person starring in it, doesn’t. It’s a young teenager standing in front of a tree stump that has an apple
Young people have really entered the fray and started voicing their opinions the last few years. But this is REALLY young . . . A six-year-old girl in Arkansas named Vivian Lord recently sent a letter to
There are two great reasons to own a tiny, tiny car. One, it’s a sure sign you’re not “overcompensating” for anything. And two . . . this. There’s a guy named Patrick Eldridge in Jacksonville, Florida, and
A BBC reporter was interviewing a ranger at a safari park in England. They were in a field with a Cameroon sheep, which are rare, and ornery. The males also have spiral horns, which one of them
You can feel however you want to feel about HAIR METAL, as long as you come to terms with the fact that it’s never going to die. Even “Rolling Stone” is reluctant to let it go. They
If you’ve been posting a ton of selfies of your AMAZING Labor Day weekend, we’ve got some unwelcome news: A new study at Washington State University found that posting too many selfies makes you look like a
Don’t thumb wrestle this guy, you might lose an eye. There’s a 20-year-old college student named Jacob Pina from Westport, Massachusetts. And he recently posted some videos on the social network TikTok showing his insane FIVE-INCH THUMB.
You know how embarrassing it is for a band when they’re doing a show in Detroit, and the singer goes, “Are you ready to rock, Chicago???” Well, this might be even worse than that. KISS brought their
The first day of September is on Sunday, so here are five things to look forward to next month . . . The first day of fall is September 23rd. A TON of TV shows are returning,
VOTE: The Board Game “Clue” Is Getting Rid of One of Its Rooms . . . You Can Vote on the Replacement
I haven’t played the board game Clue in a while, but I’ll be DAMNED if anyone puts their filthy hands on my conservatory. Clue turns 70 this year, and in honor of the occasion . . .
I’m not sure any heavy metal guitarist intentionally writes a riff that evokes sunshine, rainbows and lollipops . . . but I guess every once in a while, it happens by accident. Loudwire.com put together a list
FOOD: Boston Market Will Give Someone One Ton of Mac and Cheese . . . Either Over Time, or in a Giant Bowl
Want to win a lifetime supply of mac and cheese? Of course you do. Want to go swimming in a giant bowl of mac and cheese? Um . . . Boston Market just launched a new rewards
An original standalone origin story of the iconic Batman villain not seen before on the big screen, it’s a gritty character study of Arthur Fleck, a man disregarded by society, and a broader cautionary tale. In theaters
Want the “Burning Man” experience, but don’t want to leave your house? No worries.
Nissan just unveiled a new golf ball that automatically finds the hole every time you putt. It uses an external camera to locate the hole. Then the coordinates get relayed to the ball over Wi-Fi. Obviously Nissan’s
If your job is your true calling in life and your absolute passion . . . that’s great, keep living that dream. For the other 99.99999% of people, check THIS out . . . A coffee company
When you’re washing your dishes, do you just wash the food off the top . . . or do you give the bottom a quick pass too? You really should. There’s NOTHING grosser than finding crusty old
Just because you CAN Frankenstein a bunch of healthy foods into one single unhealthy meal doesn’t mean you SHOULD. There’s a video recipe going viral right now from a British website called Twisted Food. They made a
Disney held its annual D23 expo over the weekend, and they revealed the poster for “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” Check out the new poster for Star Wars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker that debuted at #D23Expo. See the film