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Last February, OZZY OSBOURNE had a serious fall when he got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. And he’s been dealing with the after-effects ever since. On “Good Morning America” today,
A dad spent a year recording his infant son making baby noises . . . and then arranged those noises so they’d sound just like “Thunderstruck“ by AC/DC.
You heard from me first. I GUARANTEE my team will win the SUPER BOWL!! pic.twitter.com/WAndTV2hBN — Joseph Montana (@JoeMontana) January 20, 2020
S*PER B*WL: Ten Prop Bets . . . Including Mr. Peanut’s Monocle and Butt Cleavage During the Halftime Show
Online sports books are always offering random Super Bowl “prop bets” on all the nonsense that surrounds the game. One site has already got their lines up, and here are 10 highlights . . . What color
This Twitter thread proves just how unoriginal the movie poster business has become. There are only 10 types of movies. (A short thread) 1. Orange and blue action pic.twitter.com/YwKABlrsSZ — ???????????? (@leesteffen) January 14, 2020 Click
Everyone knows that star athletes make ridiculous amounts of money. That fact alone won’t make many people CRY. However, there’s a new online calculator that will show you how long it takes professional athletes to earn YOUR
We apologize for the “earworm”, in advance . . .
SCIENCE: A Study Finds Your Cat Will Eat Your Dead Body . . . and Even Finds What Body Part They’ll Start With
I feel like when these people once agreed to donate their bodies to medical science, this is NOT what they were picturing. A team at Colorado Mesa University’s Forensic Investigation Research Station just released the results of
The new documentary “Biography: The Nine Lives Of Ozzy Osbourne” will premiere at this spring’s South By Southwest festival. OB_TRAILER from T GROUP Productions on Vimeo.
The Doobie Brothers, T-Rex, Nine Inch Nails and Depeche Mode lead the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame “Class of 2020”. Also being inducted are Whitney Houston, The Notorious B.I.G. In addition, Jon Landau, a former music
If you miss the ’80s, you’re going to LOVE this . . . According to “Variety”, AEROSMITH is performing at the Grammys on January 26th, with RUN-DMC. Aerosmith is doing a medley spanning their whole career, and
MTV had a HUGE cultural impact on rock music back in the ’80s, so there’s a petition going around demanding that the five original MTV VJs be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. For
The “Red Rocker” has decided to lease his lakefront chateau at Lake Arrowhead, CA while he looks for a buyer. It’s only $30,000.00 per month . . . Or you can buy it for $3.9 million. It’s
SPORTS: Wanna Feel Old? Check Out Players from the BCS Championship Game Trying to ID Things from the ’90s
Before last night’s college football championship, LSU and Clemson players tried to identify people and things from the ’90s. It didn’t go well. View this post on Instagram But can these @clemsonfb and @lsufootball players
#ICYMI: A Guy Proposes by Inserting Animated Versions of Himself and His Girlfriend into a Showing of “Sleeping Beauty”
There are tons of elaborate marriage proposals on the Internet, but this one really stands out. Some guy had an illustrator draw himself and his girlfriend into the kissing scene of “Sleeping Beauty” . . . and
I’m not sure this tortoise WANTS to retire, but he’s had a good run . . . Back in 1977, there were less than 20 giant tortoises left on Española Island, which is part of the Galapagos.
There’s a 44-year-old billionaire named Yusaku Maezawa in Japan, and he’s having quite a year. He kicked off 2020 by promising to give away $9 million to random people on Twitter as a “social experiment.” And now
Ballard spoke to the President / CEO of The Wild Sheep Foundation, Gray Thornton, about this week’s Sheep Show at the Reno / Sparks Convention Center Get all the info on the 2020 Sheep Show here
Here’s the isolated drum track from Tom Sawyer And from YYZ And from Letterman’s “Drum Solo Week” Neil plays the theme to “Hockey Night in Canada” Finally, a friend of mine put together this audio tribute to
The new album drops on 02/21/2020
At the 2020 Singapore Motor Show this week, Subaru rolled out a new concept car: The Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition. Apparently no one realized that’s an acronym that spells out F-U-C . . . well,
MUSIC: David Lee Roth Says Eddie Van Halen Isn’t Doing Well . . . But Neither is Dave’s Singing Voice
There’s been no official word on EDDIE VAN HALEN’s health, other than rumors that he’s battling cancer again. But in a recent interview, DAVID LEE ROTH said, quote, “Ed’s not doing well, and singing and dancing is
I was a little let down when I learned that MILLI VANILLI didn’t sing their own songs. And yeah, I was in a funk for a while after I realized what BILL COSBY was doing in between
The first wave of performers for this month’s 62nd Grammy Awards has been announced — major multiple nominees Billie Eilish and Lizzo will both be making their Grammy debuts; famous showbiz couple Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani will perform together at the Grammys for the first time;
Technology is getting us closer and closer to the point where we’ll be able to have conversations with our dogs. This is the very first step. A Japanese company called Langualess just created a harness for dogs
Hispanic Federation Unidos program. After Hurricane Maria, the Hispanic Federation launched the Unidos program for disaster relief, reaching 78 Puerto Rican municipalities by transporting first responders and providing food and water. The group is one of the
Here’s how to help the wildlife affected by the wildfires in Australia: Donate to the World Wildlife Fund Australia, which is directing its efforts towards koala conservation. Donate to WIRES, a wildlife rescue nonprofit that is rescuing and caring
This one has alternate vocals by David Lee Roth and an extended guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen.
Believe it or not, the XFL kicks off next month . . . and yesterday, the league released some rules that will differentiate it from the NFL. The biggest change is that there won’t be an extra
Hotdogger applications are officially open ???? Click the link if you’re a recent college grad and seeing the country behind America’s favorite hot dog on wheels is your idea of a year well spent ???????????? https://t.co/AeBMAcl0dp pic.twitter.com/XZERT78tsc
This is from last year but it’s making the rounds now. A woman used her three-paneled bathroom mirror to re-enact Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” video. She stands in front of the mirror and opens each panel to make
Jack Sheldon was a major player in the L.A. jazz scene, an actor, and Merv Griffin’s longtime bandleader. But to generations, his was the voice that taught us how laws are made, how sentences are structured, and
Road Closures (from 8pm to 3am): Virginia Street will be closed from Second to Fifth streets. Second Street, between Sierra and Center streets. West and East Commercial Row from Sierra to Center streets Third Street, between Sierra
Find delicious, greasy, and awesome ways to celebrate here
News Be Funny posted a 15-minute montage of this year’s Best News Bloopers. Our favorite goofs are a reporter getting drenched at a live event . . . a weather guy struggling to say Northwest . .
Merry Star Wars Day!
The new “Star Wars” movie isn’t getting very good reviews . . . but this new “Star Wars” Frappuccino IS. The website TotallyTheBomb.com just posted instructions for ordering a Chewbacca Frappuccino from the secret menu at Starbucks
No, they don’t play themselves. See Ozzy 07.17.20 @ the Golden1 Center in Sacramento
J.J. Abrams returns to direct the final movie, and uses old footage he filmed of Carrie Fisher for “The Force Awakens” to insert her into “The Rise of Skywalker”. That included scenes that now give Billie Lourd
If you have a spare three minutes, and you like chase scenes, you’ll love this. Especially because it’s real. It’s a motorcycle-driving Santa in hot pursuit of a hit-and-run driver on the streets of Paris . .
A UPS driver in Pennsylvania used flashcards and a house’s Ring doorbell to thank a homeowner for leaving him holiday treats. He wrote what was basically a poem about how working extra hours during the holiday season
In case you need a refresher course . . . Random fun fact – I’ve never seen this movie. Seriously.
A company in the U.K. called “StandardToilet” has a new type of toilet with a seat that SLANTS FORWARD to prevent workers from taking longer-than-necessary bathroom breaks. It’s on a 13-degree slope so some of your weight
Queen icons Brian May and Roger Taylor posted their personal Christmas messages to worldwide fans with the gift of a new specially created animation film for the band’s ‘Thank God It’s Christmas’ track originally released in November
If you haven’t seen this: Somebody posted a video on TikTok of a simple but brilliant gift-wrapping hack for when your wrapping paper is too small for the box. Instead of matching up the box so it’s
In the divided world we live in, there’s still one thing we can all agree on. The hardest thing you’ll ever have to learn in life is how to fold a FITTED SHEET. So is this hack
Who needs JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE when you’ve got BRET MICHAELS??? Bret was doing a show at the Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida Saturday night, when JOEY FATONE and CHRIS KIRKPATRICK from ‘N SYNC jumped onstage and started jamming
This may be the best thing you see all day.
At long last, Michael Scott’s cinematic masterpiece “Threat Level Midnight” is available online! After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of
For decades, some British folk have blamed JIMI HENDRIX for bringing BLIGHT to their land . . . in the form of PARAKEETS. Rumor had it that parakeets arrived in the U.K. when Jimi released a pair