The “Locals Only” Morning Show
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“If 2020 was a movie” This goes crazy pic.twitter.com/M97qzCEN4z — The Mogul 💎 (@SwoopyTheMogul) October 28, 2020 Image by Javier Rodriguez from Pixabay
I know plenty of people who don’t like eating the crust at the end of a piece of pizza. But this might just be the STRANGEST way to avoid it. A picture is going viral from a
Are the Stones getting ready to drop new stuff? ‘Pride Before A Fall’ pic.twitter.com/nhZLYFceoJ — Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) October 28, 2020
We get to fall back and gain an hour this Sunday. So if you’re sleep deprived, that’s good news. But here’s something else you can also do . . . Someone created an online calculator that tells
You may have heard that Tesla has a “fart feature” in some of their cars. This guy is so proud of his that he did a video demonstration. He programmed it to “fart on demand” . .
Let’s say you want to carve a jack-o-lantern, but you’re afraid of knives. This guy used a power washer to carve his pumpkin and it turned out well.
Here’s one of those “things we can’t believe we have to say but you guys are making me say them.” Do not super glue vampire teeth in your mouth for Halloween. There’s a TikTok trend right now
Modern dating has so many ridiculous nuances that it requires its own vocabulary . . . I mean, there WAS a time when none of us had heard of “ghosting” or “catfishing” or “swiping.” And now the
If you haven’t hit peak stress in 2020, congrats . . . you’re the only one. We should probably all be meditating 16 hours a day. But this seems more doable . . . There’s a wellness
Sometimes clichés are clichés because they’re SO true. And this Instagram account is going all in on one of those . . . The Instagram account is called Miserable_Men. And it’s all pictures of men looking bored
The ice cream machines at McDonald’s are notorious for breaking down. So a software engineer who loves their ice cream finally did something to help people out . . . He launched a website called McBroken.com that
Some guy was driving on Colorado’s dangerous Black Bear Pass when a car came tumbling down the mountain right in front of him. His dashboard cam filmed it. The car was empty at the time, but that’s
GONE VIRAL: A Hungover Woman Orders a McDonald’s Burger with No Bun, Mustard, Onions, Pickles . . . or Patty
I’m not sure this meal worked as a hangover cure. A woman named Katie Poole in Toronto was hungover last weekend and ordered some McDonald’s delivery. And she likes to modify her burgers, but she somehow went
JUST ANNOUNCED – Join us this Friday for the Tom Petty 70th Birthday Bash Virtual Festival #TomPettyBirthdayBash October 23rd on @amazonmusic @SIRIUSXM https://t.co/pMTpEMEgoh pic.twitter.com/dhiQbcA0D9 — Tom Petty (@tompetty) October 20, 2020
ELTON JOHN now has his own Barbie doll, which “celebrates his unique look.” Mattel says, quote, “The Elton John Barbie doll shines bright in a glittery top and flared denim embellished with Elton’s sparkling initials. “Her ‘Elton’-embossed
It’s important to get a flu shot this year, so we don’t have a double-barrel outbreak. And because early symptoms are similar to COVID-19. So if you DO get sick, you don’t want to confuse the two
Pulling a car and a boat trailer behind a camper. Legal or illegal? pic.twitter.com/etpyhG8vJM — Trooper Bob (@TrooperBob_SC) October 16, 2020
A dad in Iowa made an insanely elaborate Zoom Halloween costume for his daughter that even features live video. I made a killer Zoom Meeting costume for my daughter. #Halloween2020 pic.twitter.com/bdKbgGZcA5 — Greg Dietzenbach (@GregDietzenbach) October
We might have put “radio” a little higher on this list, but maybe we’re biased. A new survey ranked the 20 most important inventions of all time. And radio just missed the Top 10 at #11. Here
Image by OneGo from Pixabay
Light Up The Sky Runnin’ With The Devil Romeo Delight Everybody Wants Some!! Drop Dead Legs Feel Your Love Tonight Somebody Get Me A Doctor She’s The Woman I’ll Wait Little Guitars Dance The Night Away Beautiful
Reno Aces GM Emily Jaenson stopped by to talk Aceball, 1868 FC, and the upcoming “Racin’ Aces Virtual 5k” Click here to register and for more information
This house in my neighborhood every year nails Halloween decorations. pic.twitter.com/eX19mACqUv — Gelly Bean (@funangela) October 18, 2020
An outfielder in the Chinese Professional Baseball League let a batter run the bases, thinking he’d hit a home run . . . before revealing that he actually caught the ball. 2020/10/16………..MAGIC……………..#LinCheHsuan #林哲瑄 Play a Magic
Having a hit song can actually be a CURSE for an artist . . . especially if they don’t like it. Loudwire has a list of 15 artists who hated their own hit songs. Here are 10
What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? If it’s not “Sinister”, then you’re WRONG. Because science just determined that it’s the ACTUAL scariest movie of all time. “Sinister” stars ETHAN HAWKE as a true crime writer who
Click here, and go vote! Click image to enlarge Image by Jackie Ramirez from Pixabay
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Pair of Pleather Pants from Zara Make a Flatulence Sound When You Squat . . . and That’s Increasing Demand?
Here’s more proof that all publicity is good publicity. On Tuesday, a 19-year-old named Julia Leonard from Putnam Valley, New York posted a video on TikTok talking about an interesting discovery she made with her new pants.
Go behind the music as Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band record together live for the first time since Born In The U.S.A. in this intimate documentary that captures reflections on love, loss, and the way
Image by conolan from Pixabay
You know when you have a song stuck in your head but you can’t figure out what it is . . . so you try to hum it to a friend, and they have NO IDEA what
The figures of Rudolph and Santa from the classic 1964 Christmas special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” are hitting the auction block. They’re being sold together and they’re expected to fetch up to $250,000. Rudolph is six inches
Almost 7 in 10 Americans say this year’s election is already a big source of stress. And we’ve still got over two weeks to go. So here are three quick tips from a therapist on how to
A new Guinness record has been set: The world record for smashing coconuts around someone’s body while blindfolded. A guy who’s blindfolded uses a sledgehammer to smash 50 coconuts in one minute . . . WITHOUT hitting
Walmart doesn’t want its annual Black Friday stampede this year . . . where people will get trampled AND coronavirus at the same time. So their plan is . . . holding THREE Black Fridays in their
If you ordered a bunch of stuff off Amazon for its Prime Days this week, it’s going to come in some new boxes . . . that can do tricks. The boxes have the outline of a
There’s a house for sale in California’s San Fernando Valley, but if you buy it, you might want to wipe down the bathroom before you move in. Because it’s Brad and Stacy’s house from “Fast Times at
Looks like all those years of living off ramen noodles now counts as work experience. Top Ramen is hiring a “Chief Noodle Officer” to help test out new recipes. They’ll pay you $10,000, plus give you a
Watch ELTON JOHN try to say “preposterousness” while recording the audio version of his memoir. The paperback edition of ‘Me’ is available tomorrow including a brand new chapter, which I recorded for the audiobook. I’d love
This guy recorded a heavy metal version of the “DuckTales” theme song . . . and then posted a video showing him handling all of the instruments and vocals. Image by Таша Корчагина from Pixabay
If you’re going to get a CAR tattooed somewhere on your body, you should probably go for a classic. No one wants to be walking around today with a tattoo of a PT Cruiser on their lower
There have been so many times over the years when all DAVID CROSBY had to do was not be a raging A-hole . . . and he failed. And he’s done it again. After EDDIE VAN HALEN
I’m not sure if anyone’s going to want to drop around a grand on sandals that make them look like a popular cartoon dog. The luxury fashion brand Givenchy just unveiled new “three-toed sandals” where your big
People aren’t getting in the HUGS they used to during the pandemic. So if you NEED a hug . . . there’s this? There’s a Dutch practice called COW HUGGING where people literally hug cows for hours.
This year hasn’t gone according to plan for anyone. And there’s a new meme to sum that up. It’s called the “How it started versus how it ended” or “How it started versus how it’s going” meme.
This week’s musical guest JACK WHITE paid tribute to EDDIE VAN HALEN by playing a guitar that Eddie designed for him (and doing some “tapping”). Image by PIRO4D from Pixabay
This may be a wild overgeneralization, but I feel okay saying it: Most single men live in absolute squalor and should have their homes condemned. There’s a new challenge going viral on TikTok right now that’s called