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You know what’s better than getting drunk on cheap beer? Getting drunk on FREE beer. Miller Lite just announced that this Saturday, February 29th, they’re celebrating Leap Day by giving everyone a free 24-pack of beer. You
We know there’s a big difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars. But after watching this guy’s TikTok video, well, “big difference” is an understatement. He put grains of rice on a table and had
Here’s another “genius” health tip from the Internet that’s forced doctors to intervene. Apparently, there’s a home remedy for HEMORRHOIDS that’s been circulating online lately . . . and it involves inserting a slice of a peeled,
It’s National Pancake Day! Or, one of them anyway . . . There’s also one in September. But this is the one IHOP does where you can get a free short stack. They just ask you to
Two years ago, SLICED KETCHUP came out and went viral . . . even though it seemed pretty unnatural. Well, this is even less natural. A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES. You can
Is twirling your pasta around your fork too much work? If so, check this out . . . There’s a video going viral on Twitter right now of a man’s spaghetti-eating hack: He picks up pasta with
“Bon Jovi: 2020” hits the streets on May 15th Image by PIRO4D from Pixabay
OZZY OSBOURNE and POST MALONE didn’t just collaborate on “Take What You Want”. They did another song together called “It’s a Raid”. It’s on Ozzy’s new album, “Ordinary Man”, which is out TODAY. It’s an autobiographical song
A decade after it went off the air, “Reno 911” is being revived on the upcoming streaming service Quibi . . . and it looks like EVERYBODY’s coming back. That includes Thomas Lennon (Lt. Jim Dangle), Robert
Neil Peart would be proud ❤️ @CamelBackstop x @RushTheBand pic.twitter.com/4VTqW8e2bb — Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) February 20, 2020 Image by stanbalik from Pixabay
Fast food chains spend a fortune on artists to make their food look as good as possible in ads. So this might be the first fast food ad ever that intentionally makes the food look as DISGUSTING
We’ve all heard of beer googles. You may’ve even blamed some . . . um . . . controversial personal decisions on them. And a new study found that beer goggles really DO exist . . .
If you were reminded of the music you were listening to in the SEVENTH GRADE, would you be embarrassed . . . or would it be some of the SAME MUSIC you’re listening to now? The ticketing
See them in Oakland April 19th . . .
Even a three-second video can make you temporarily Internet famous if it’s wild enough. A woman in Chandler, Arizona recently tweeted a three-second video where she’s taking a bath in HOT CHEETOS. Like, the bathtub is FULL
Remember when they made the Do Not Call list, and even after you signed up, you STILL got calls from telemarketers, scammers, and robocallers? Well, in theory, you COULD sue over those calls, but most of us
ERIC CLAPTON, ROGER WATERS, and an all-star band paid tribute to late CREAM drummer GINGER BAKER in London on Sunday night. Ron Wood, Steve Winwood, Nile Rodgers and Paul Carrack also paid tribute to the legendary drummer.
How many times do you use a towel before you wash it? Once or twice? Maybe all week? Or do you just wait until it starts to STINK? Well, someone asked an expert. And the magic number
A new article in the “New York Times” just attempted to answer the question: What’s the worst smell in the world? And they narrowed it down to two possibilities. The first is something called “U.S. Government Standard
HELP: Five Valentine’s Day Gifts You Can Buy Right Now . . . and Not Look Like You Totally Dropped the Ball
Well it’s Valentine’s Day. And if you don’t have dinner reservations or a gift for your other half yet, it’s not looking good. So to save you, here are five things you can buy TODAY, and not
There’s a photo of a perfectly normal dog that’s going viral right now . . . because of an optical illusion that’s making people think they’re looking at anything BUT a perfectly normal dog. When you see
PEARL JAM released a new song yesterday, but you can only hear it if you point your phone at the moon. (???) The track is called “Superblood Wolfmoon”, fittingly enough. And if you want to listen to
WHO’S THE JERK?: A Woman Says a Guy Behind Her on a Plane Who Kept Punching Her Seat “Assaulted” Her
If this counts as assault, then every toddler on every airplane in history needs to get locked up. There’s a woman named Wendi Williams from Virginia Beach, Virginia who was recently flying from New Orleans to Charlotte,
If you’re always groggy in the mornings, you might need to get more sleep. OR, you might just need to make this simple change to your alarm . . . A recent study in Australia found that
WATCH: The “Broomstick Challenge” Is Going Viral . . . and Doesn’t Require a Special Gravitational Field to Work
If you’ve been checking social media the past couple of days, you may’ve seen lots of videos of people with their brooms. I know, I’m just as shocked as you that so many teenagers know what a
We all know the legend of the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show . . . in which JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ripped aside JANET JACKSON’s bra to expose her bejeweled nipple for less than one second on national TV.
Here’s an easy way to fit in a random act of kindness. It literally takes two minutes . . . There’s a nonprofit called Mental Health America that’s been around for over 100 years. And they recently
This is AMAZING (and NSFW)
Valentine’s Day is exactly one week away. If you still haven’t made any plans, we’ve got some ideas that won’t break the bank. Here’s a rundown of a bunch of deals from big chain restaurants . .
From July, 2010. It was posted by one of the founders of Instagram. View this post on Instagram test A post shared by Kevin Systrom (@kevin) on Jul 16, 2010 at 2:24pm PDT
Sign into your Netflix account from a web browser Select “manage profiles” from the menu Click the profile you want to update Check or uncheck the “autoplay previews while browsing on all devices” option. Hit “save” You’re
Everything you need to know, from rule changes, to team names and rosters can be found here
JASON MOMOA’s ad for Rocket Mortgage was one of the best Super Bowl commercials this year. Check out a behind-the-scenes video of how they made it.
There are WAY more dinner reservations at restaurants on Valentine’s Day compared to the average night . . . so you really can’t wait until the last minute. Valentine’s Day is 10 days away, and according to
Some songs celebrate the BEST in humanity . . . and others, not so much. Author Tod Goldberg recently Tweeted his choices for the “worst people in the history of songs.” And that got others Tweeting THEIR
PHOTO: A Woman Photoshops Roaches on a Picture of Her Kid to Get Him to Take Baths . . . Now He Won’t Stop Bathing
Is this a genius modern parenting trick . . . or a way to turn a kid into a lifelong hypochondriac? It’s such a fine line, isn’t it? A woman recently posted a story on Facebook about
Tomorrow is the first day of February! Here are all the things we’re looking forward to . . . There are a ton of holidays and events, like the fact it’s Black History Month . . .
Wasn’t the point of buying a Hummer to show off that you could afford to only get six miles a gallon? Oh, and also to show off that you have a MASSIVE HOG in your pants. Just
Is he coming? Is he going? Who knows? pic.twitter.com/P3mmWBb76V — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) January 30, 2020
The Super Bowl commercials have been underwhelming the past few years . . . partially because a lot of them hit the Internet ahead of time. That, or the ad campaigns are “previewed” online, so we basically
The coronavirus has been all over the news. You’ve probably seen footage of people in China walking around with face masks on. But do those masks really do anything to protect you? Dr. Elisabeth Rosenthal is an
The Super Bowl is still a few days away. But there’s an early ad that’s getting people teary-eyed . . . David MacNeil is the founder and CEO of WeatherTech, which makes protective floormats for cars and
Though Ozzy Osbourne is notorious for biting off the head of a bat almost 40 years ago, the singer is turning over a new leaf and teaming up with PETA to promote kindness toward animals. In a new campaign for the
If you want to have fun at your Super Bowl party, but you’re not really into football . . . or the commercials, now that they’re all released online ahead of time . . . you might
Behold . . . View this post on Instagram Ok so this is my favourite selfie of all time… but please swipe to the next picture???????????????? I was there for about 10 minutes trying to
Everyone’s been hearing about the outbreak of coronavirus in China for more than a week now . . . and people all over the world are trying to figure out exactly what it is and how to
“The Burnt Orange Heresy” opens March 6th
CONTEST: A Hotel Offers 18 Years of Free Valentine’s Day Stays . . . If You Conceive a Baby There This Year
Here’s a Valentine’s Day promotion for a hotel that goes just a LITTLE beyond putting some flower petals on your bed. Hotel Zed in Kelowna and Victoria, British Columbia, Canada is offering a special deal where you