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If you think you can make it through the holidays without buying anything from Amazon or any other huge chain . . . this could be for you. The small business website Business.org is looking to hire
Why have turkey with a side of mac and cheese at Thanksgiving dinner when you can COMBINE them? The people at Reynolds Wrap just released their annual Thanksgiving recipes, and one of their ideas this year is
Veterans Day is on Monday, so here’s a rundown of all the restaurants, stores, and websites offering deals for veterans and active military personnel . . . 1. Restaurants. A ton of restaurants are offering free food,
Pringles has gotten in on Thanksgiving for the past few years by jamming all sorts of different holiday food flavors into their chips. And they’re back at it again . . . Pringles just announced they’re selling
Way cooler, right? The Art of Game of Thrones offers an entirely new look for the ice-cold villain https://t.co/tvOoXnfPg6 — VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) November 4, 2019
There’s a big celebrity auction going live on eBay tomorrow to benefit Homes For Our Troops . . . a charity that, you know, builds homes for our troops. Items up for bids will include an Omega
I know no one saw the new “Terminator” movie, but we ALL saw the old ones . . . and THIS is basically how their apocalypse starts. There’s a company in Russia called Promobot that is making
The “Seinfeld” Instagram account recently polled fans on their favorite episodes . . . and they released a ranking of the Top 30. Here’s the Top 10: “The Contest,” Season 4 . . . The characters compete
The song was written for the film “To Be of Service,” which follows veterans suffering from PTSD, and the positive impact of being paired with service dogs. Our new song, #Unbroken, was written for the documentary
The website News Be Funny posted a 12-minute montage of Halloween news bloopers from years past. There are a lot of pop-outs where someone on-air gets surprised and then freaks out. Some of the better clips include
If you’re looking for a Halloween soundtrack, give this a try . . .
I’d love to listen in on the phone call when this guy tries to file an insurance claim. Because this might be the weirdest roadkill story ever . . . A guy in Kansas named William Myers
Friendster was robbed. “Popular Mechanics” just released a list of the 50 most important websites of all time. They say these are the sites that have made the Internet a, quote, “wonderful, weird, occasionally terrible, but always
Tom Selleck famously turned down the role of Indiana Jones, and, well . . . the rest is history. But thanks to “deep fake” technology, we can now see what “Magnum” might have looked like with the
NASA shared this 2014 photo of the sun, on Facebook , over the weekend. The space agency captured the spooky image on October 8, 2014. The face is the result of active regions of the sun burning
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For a character who got minimal screen time and died like a CHUMP, Boba Fett remains one of the most popular characters in the entire “Star Wars” Universe. Even in toy form. An old, 4-inch tall Boba
The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Premium Motion Statue phrases include: ”Tis but a scratch” ”I’ve had worse” ”Ohh, ohh I see, running away ehh?… you yellow Bastard!” ”Come back ‘ere and
#ROADTRIP: The World’s Scariest Haunted House Has a $20,000 Prize If You Finish . . . But No One Ever Has
So you’ve conquered all the haunted houses around here and you’re ready for a challenge? THIS is a challenge. There’s a haunted house in Summertown, Tennessee called McKamey Manor. And it may be the world’s SCARIEST haunted
View this post on Instagram A guy asked my dad if he could take a picture of him with the stage
Some people enjoy raking leaves. Maybe your kids like to jump in the piles, and that’s fine. But if it’s just work, there’s an easier way to deal with them. And it’s actually better for your lawn
A new trailer for “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” hit YouTube yesterday, and fans are FREAKING OUT . . . because it looks like a very popular character is going to bite the dust. There’s a
These days, if something becomes a big enough trend, some company is going to find a way to turn it into a sexy Halloween costume. Here’s the latest one . . . a company called Yandy that’s
???????????? (And no, those aren’t three kisses) pic.twitter.com/gJbj1pP12v — FOX (@FOXTV) October 20, 2019
If you’re still working on costume ideas, here’s some extra incentive to get creative for Halloween this year . . . The makers of Natural Light are doing a costume contest on social media. And the person
Apparently the social media generation just discovered gravity. There’s a new viral challenge and . . . well . . . it’s hard to understand why it’s a thing. It’s called the “Gravity Challenge” and, basically, you
If you’ve always wanted to play Russian roulette but, you know, without the whole “maybe killing yourself” aspect . . . this sounds like a made-for-social-media alternative. It’s PIZZA ROULETTE. You get a pizza and put GHOST
Airbnb is going hard on stunts lately . . . and hooking people up with places like the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, Goodyear Blimp, and Jim Beam distillery. Now here’s their latest . . . In honor of
Earlier this year, Major League Baseball started experimenting with ROBOT UMPIRES in the Minors. And Giants prospect Jacob Heyward apparently just became the first player to be thrown out of a game for arguing the robot’s call.
The movie “iRobot” had a whole army of bots that looked identical, with the same generic face. And now that generic face could be YOU. A tech company in the U.K. is looking for a, quote, “kind
Kellogg’s is selling special boxes of six of its cereals all MIXED TOGETHER. But you’ll have to jump on it fast, because they’re selling them TODAY ONLY at KelloggStore.com. So they’ll sell out fast, if they haven’t
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND PAT BENATAR DEPECHE MODE (3rd time on ballot) THE DOOBIE BROTHERS WHITNEY HOUSTON JUDAS PRIEST (2nd time on ballot) KRAFT WERK (6th time on ballot) MC5 (5th time on ballot) MOTORHEAD NINE INCH NAILS
If you’re not terrified of how DEEPFAKE videos are going to affect the future of, like, EVERYTHING, then you’re not paying attention. I mean, right now, someone can make a pretty convincing video of ANYONE doing ANYTHING.
It’s finally here! The horror film version of “The Banana Splits”, where a family attending a live taping of the old TV series try to survive after the animatronic characters go on a killing spree because the
Today is “World Mental Health Day” (and “National Depression Screening Day“). As someone who’s been living with depression more than half my life, I know how important it is to realize you might have an issue, and
If you haven’t seen this yet, the footage is nuts. A 27-year-old guy near Houston named Alex Coreas was out walking his three dogs last Thursday when he got struck by LIGHTNING. And a security camera got
Feeling like Jesus ain’t as cheap as it used to be. A design company called MSCHF in Brooklyn just released a new limited-edition line of Nikes called “Jesus Shoes.” And they’re filled with HOLY WATER. The shoes
OZZY OSBOURNE posted a video saying that he’s still recovering from a bad fall earlier this year, where he “screwed up all the vertebrae” in his neck. He said he’s “bored stiff” of being bedridden, but he’s,
Saturday is “National Album Day,” which is something that actually exists apparently. For anyone under the age of 25, “albums” are collections of songs . . . kind of like playlists . . . except the songs
It’ll appear on November 12th. Seriously, that’s all. I just wanted to use the phrase “Full Beaver Moon”. I know . . . and I’m sorry. (MentalFloss)
If you’ve ever wanted to ride in the Goodyear Blimp . . . well, you still can’t. But this may be the closest you’ll ever get. The Goodyear Blimp is offering OVERNIGHT STAYS on Airbnb. They’re only
If you’re into the “Scream” movies, this is an experience you won’t want to miss: There’s going to be a party Halloween night at the house that was used in the original 1996 movie. Tickets are 200
It appears at least one company saw that craze where people were eating Tide Pods and thought . . . you know, we can make something out of this. The whiskey brand Glenlivet just released a new
Drummer GINGER BAKER died yesterday at the age of 80. There’s no official cause of death . . . but a few weeks ago, his family announced that he was critically ill, and asked fans to keep
It’s National Taco Day, and a recent survey found only 5% of us DON’T like tacos. 95% of Americans like tacos, and 76% have them at least every few weeks. Here are a few Taco Day deals
STEVEN TYLER is a rock star, and he does rock star things. But he also has daughters . . . and that can lead to some uncomfortable situations. During a recent AEROSMITH show, Steven pretended to hump
KISS has pulled a lot of marketing stunts over the years, but very few of them have been as cool as this: On November 18th, they’re doing a concert for eight lucky fans . . . and
‘All This Music Must Fade’ from The Who’s new studio album WHO, set for release on 12.6.19.
If you’re looking for a home in the Lansing, Michigan area, you should check out a new Zillow listing. Real Estate agent James Pyle wanted to generate buzz for the property, so he appears as “Ghostface” in