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You know how you’d get excited as a kid hearing the music that meant the ice cream man was coming? I’d say that as adults, the closest we get to that excited feeling is when the Amazon
We saw a product like this for cats a few months ago, but a lot of people said it didn’t work that well. So hopefully this one’s better . . . A company in South Korea called
Remember when you had to actually WATCH the game to see the ads? Good times (and stay off my lawn)!
JOB: The Wienermobile Is Hiring New Drivers If You’re Looking to Spend a Year Driving Around a Giant Hot Dog
Oscar Mayer is hiring a new crop of WEINERMOBILE drivers. You’ll spend a year driving around in a 27-foot-long Weinermobile, going to 200 different events, and serving as a brand ambassador for Oscar Mayer. They’re looking for
VIDEO: A Guy Who Runs His Pizza Under Water to Cool It Down – Should He Be Shunned from Polite Society?
What SHOULD the punishment be for a crime against pizza? There’s a Reddit post going viral right now where a woman posted about her husband’s controversial technique to cool off hot pizza: He runs it under COLD
There are all sorts of random trends that inexplicably blow up on TikTok, but this might be the GREATEST . . . and the MOST RANDOM. The hottest trend on TikTok right now is . . .
Behold . . . “The Nothing” The Nothing trailer from Max Gold on Vimeo.
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Guy Has Two More Guesses at His Password or He’ll Lose $234 Million in Bitcoin Forever
If you’re thinking about finally getting in on this whole Bitcoin investment thing, it turns out your most valuable asset might be a pen and paper. There’s a guy named Stefan Thomas in San Francisco. And he
There aren’t many jobs I feel more qualified for than THIS one. A website called BonusFinder is hiring a “professional binge watcher.” They’ll pay someone $500 to watch Netflix and eat pizza, then post reviews of the
We always talk about getting enough sleep. But a new article on Ted.com says there are actually SEVEN different types of rest we need. So are you getting enough of each one? Here are all seven, and
WATCH: Have You Ever Seen a Playable Keyboard with Keys Made Out of Watermelon, Cantaloupe, and Kiwi?
You have now . . .
https://t.co/kvv2dNTmHS pic.twitter.com/ND8nmGmZG7 — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) January 12, 2021
Who says you have to put chocolate in a heart-shaped box for Valentine’s Day? It’s a weird time right now, might as well get weird with THIS too. Jack Link’s Beef Jerky is selling a heart-shaped box
The loss of ALEX TREBEK became SUPER REAL on Friday, when his final episode of “Jeopardy!” aired. The producers put together a great tribute video, set to the song “Once Before I Go” by Peter Allen. It
Last year was a difficult year for just about everyone. And if you’ve made it your mission to have a better 2021, here are four tips to have a happier and more positive year . . .
Comedian and unrepentant metalhead BRIAN POSEHN released an album last year called “Grandpa Metal”. And yesterday, he released the video for one of the songs, “New Music Sucks”. The song is actually in the STYLE of new
Found this on YouTube today . . .
Is there ANYTHING more iconic in the history of music than the drum fill in the PHIL COLLINS classic “In the Air Tonight”? “Rolling Stone” posted videos of nine different takes on it, including QUESTLOVE doing it
WATCH: There’s a Children’s Show in Denmark About a Guy with a Giant, Uncontrollable . . . Um . . . “Man-Part”
If you’re worried about the kind of stuff your kids are watching, be grateful you don’t live in Denmark . . . where a new children’s show just premiered called “John Dillermand”. It’s about a guy named
I guess this is one way to get people to stop ghosting their online dating matches. There’s a new dating app called GoGetter. It’s supposed to be for people who like to be active and go hiking
If your Christmas tree is still sitting in your house, here’s an option instead of dragging it out to the curb: Serve it for dinner. There’s a new cookbook out from a, quote, “artisan baker and cook”
A lot of REALLY big albums came out in 1981, meaning they turn 40 this year. The website Ultimate Classic Rock put out a list of 81 of them. Here are 20 highlights: “4”, Foreigner (“Urgent”, “Juke
If you spent a big chunk of 2020 stress-eating on your couch . . . so did everyone. Almost 70% of Americans say they’re in worse shape now than they were a year ago. So exercise and
A newscaster for the BBC introduced a “special program” he put together showing the video highlights of 2020. It was zero seconds long. Simon McCoy speaking for 7.5bn people here… pic.twitter.com/FerXe7KEy5 — Andrew Roberts 💬🇪🇺 (@AndyMRoberts)
What if 2020 was a burger? That’s a question that apparently the people at Burger King Brazil asked . . . and then tried to answer. Burger King tried to sum up last year with these ingredients
At some point, you’ve probably cracked an icicle off the gutters and eaten it like a cold, flavorless popsicle. But here’s something you DIDN’T know. That popsicle actually DOES have a flavor . . . and the
Check out a never-before-seen cold open for “The Office”, where Jim tries to convince Dwight that he’s in The Matrix. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Peacock (@peacocktv)
2020 wasn’t ALL “suck” . . .
What will they think of next? The future of gaming is here. Introducing the KFConsole. #PowerYourHunger pic.twitter.com/ssUrX41Ab1 — KFC Gaming (@kfcgaming) June 12, 2020
This is my December passion project pic.twitter.com/M9nfZi3HPI — Jason Gallagher (@jga41agher) December 17, 2020
Christmas is THIS Friday. If you’re hosting a virtual Christmas party this year, here are some tips to make it great . . . Send out invites. Coordinate in advance what platform you’ll use, like Zoom, Skype,
The “This Is Happening” YouTube channel released their 25 Most Viral Videos of the Year. Memorable ones include the grandparents wrapped in plastic greeting the grandkids . . . and the girl smearing her face with two
1. Menace to Sobriety Stout – Hank Hudson Brewing – New York 2. Purple Floors and Dinosaurs IPA – Double Branch Brewing – Florida 3. Breaking Bud IPA – Knee Deep Brewing – California 4. Flavus Maximus
Today is “Ugly Sweater Day”, and we wanted to share a sweater that’s ugly, and will keep you safe from COVID. SimpliSafe designed a sweater with a built in alarm that sounds when someone comes within six
If Pepsi can’t get people to order their sodas instead of Coke, maybe this is the next best thing: Ripping off their name. Pepsi just announced a new product called Pepsi “Cocoa” Cola. That’s C-O-C-O-A, not C-O-C-A.
If you’re sick of looking out your OWN window in lockdown, there’s a website called Window-Swap.com that lets you look out other people’s windows all over the world. MyFridgeFood.com. You enter a bunch of random ingredients that
The vaccine has arrived. And even if you believe the science, a fear of NEEDLES might make you hesitate before you get it. Around 1 in 4 adults are at least somewhat afraid of needles. (It’s called
Okay, so we don’t really have any context for this video beyond the video itself. But we DO know that it’s some insane instant revenge. TMZ posted this video yesterday of two guys on a scooter trying
We’re in gifting season, which means we’re also in RE-GIFTING season. So now seems like a good time to spark up the debate again about whether re-gifting is cool or not. According to a new survey, 57%
This is about as disappointing as a SOUL MATE gets. A 24-year-old woman named Brooke Averick from Haverford, Pennsylvania posted on TikTok recently about how the dating app Hinge just told her that her perfect match is
2020 has been a very rough year for pretty much everyone worldwide, with the possible exceptions of: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos . . . L.A. sports fans . . . and BEAVERS in England, which have been
People are saying this woman represents all of us in 2020. It’s street-cam view from the Ukraine of her slipping, sliding, and falling on an icy sidewalk and street. Some guy gives her a hand, but she
And that’s saying something . . .
We heard about a survey the other day that found one-third of people are absolutely DREADING telling Mom they aren’t coming home for the holidays this year. If you’re in that group, here’s a step-by-step guide to
Celebrities . . . they’re just like us (but with higher production values) To my fellow @agboleague superhero fantasy football players. I don’t trash talk. Even if it’s “required”. Even if it benefits the astounding work
Most people know this by now, but it’s worth repeating as the temperature drops . . . Wearing a scarf will NOT stop the coronavirus from spreading. It might be tempting to use your scarf to cover
NICOLAS CAGE is hosting a six-episode series for Netflix called “The History of Swear Words”. Each episode is 20 minutes, and focuses on the origins of a single word. Of the six, the only one I can