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What kind of face mask have you been using, and how effective is it? A new study at Duke University looked at 14 different types of face coverings to see which ones block the most particles. And
This video has everything: Beautiful scenery, a cute otter, dramatic tension, and a happy ending. A guy on a boat off the coast of Alaska filmed a killer whale in hot pursuit of an otter that is
Crazy cat people now have no excuse for being single, because they just got their own DATING app. A new app called Tabby launched on Saturday for International Cat Day, and it specifically caters to single people
The Houston Astros are probably the only sports team that’s RELIEVED there are no fans this season . . . because they were expecting a TON of heckling after their massive cheating scandal. But fans in Oakland
You can be the most gentle, peace-loving animal activist on Earth . . . but when you see a spider in your house, you immediately become Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Commando”. You will grab the biggest, most insane
Nuno Bettencourt, Steve Vai, Brian May, Zakk Wylde, Yngwie Malmsteen, Tosin Abasi performing Bohemian Rhapsody at Home. Image by sundiver72 from Pixabay
Could this be the first marriage that ends because one of the people was too obsessed with TACO BELL? A 24-year-old woman posted a story on Reddit earlier this week about a problem she’s been having with
PSA: The National Park Service Issues a Reminder Not to Push Your Slow Friend Down to Save Yourself from a Bear
So you’re visiting one of our country’s fine national parks and . . . uh oh! . . . you find yourself face to face with a bear? How do you escape? Well, the National Park Service
The CEO of a yogurt company called Hälsa Foods has already had to fly THIRTY-THREE TIMES during the pandemic. And he’s kind of a germaphobe, which is good right now. Here are five tricks he uses to
I guess we’re at the point in the pandemic where ALL rules are out the window. Because macaroni-and-cheese now counts as a BREAKFAST FOOD. A survey by Kraft found 56% of parents are letting their kids eat
You won’t find this in any mattress company’s product descriptions . . . but it would be great to know how their mattresses hold up when you’re performing unspeakable acts ON those mattresses. So a mattress review
It seems like every band has at least one cover song in their repertoire. Loudwire.com dove into the catalogs of 40 different bands and chose the BEST cover song from each. Here are some highlights: AC/DC: “Baby
This is about as win-win as it gets: You can do a better job washing the dishes by being LAZIER. According to a cleaning expert in Australia, you should stop rinsing dishes before you put them in
View this post on Instagram Possibly one of the best swims of my career! Check out the full swim here. What can you do without spilling a drop?! #gotmilk #ad Check out the #gotmilkchallenge on
How badly do you want to eat Panda Express somewhere other than your house? The Glendale Galleria mall in Southern California set up outdoor dining tables in their parking garage . . . The rumors are
A new survey found the biggest mistakes people make when drinking wine. And they literally mean wine etiquette things . . . not mistakes like, “I drank a jug of wine and had sex with someone wearing
pic.twitter.com/km2gCx3Ufg — Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) August 2, 2020 Image by Comfreak from Pixabay
We found an interview with The Beatles from 1962 where they speculated about their future. This was, obviously, before they became household names. John Lennon said it would be “big-headed” to think they’d last 10 years. Paul
You know, I’m starting to think that all the people who still say “more money, more problems” might not be totally honest. According to a new study by the CDC, the more money you make, the more
Have you had issues with “maskne” yet? It’s the term people are using for mask-related acne. And if you have to wear a mask all day, there are a few things you can do to prevent it
Ryan Reynolds put together an “Unsolved Mysteries” spoof to address the uncertainty surrounding a possible third “Deadpool” movie. It has a “leak” theme, because he shared it on Tuesday . . . the anniversary of the original
INFO: The Key to a Happy Life Is . . . Doing Whatever You Want Without Thinking About the Consequences
Do you ever have the urge to blow off work once in a while . . . because you just want to drink an entire box of wine naked while you watch a “Guy’s Grocery Games” marathon?
NEWS: Over 50 Major Acts Are Formally Asking Politicians to Stop Using Their Music Without Permission
Bands and artists are sick of politicians using their songs without asking. And now they’re combining their star power to do something about it . . . Dozens of big names got together with a non-profit called
Jon Bon Jovi has joined TikTok, and he’s using it to promote his Hampton Water wine. @hamptonwaterLet’s see you “Do What You Can” ##DoWhatYouCanChallenge ##fyp ##singalong ##foryoupage♬ original sound – hwtest1234 Image by Solen Feyissa from
A new study looked at all the symptoms people with COVID-19 say they’ve had. And unless they were asymptomatic, there were six main groups they fell into . . . It feels like the flu, but no
Every band has at least one song that they MUST play at concerts . . . or fans would revolt. So someone looked at the setlists for 50 rock bands, crunched the numbers, and found the one
Here’s a good hack to know while we’re all cooking at home more. How do you make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants? Obviously the filling matters, and that part’s up to you. But
This guy found yet another weird way to cover Toto’s “Africa”. He programmed Tesla coils to play the song . . . and the most interesting part is there are NO speakers or special effects involved. According
VOD and in theaters September 1st Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay
“Bon Jovi 2020” drops October 2nd Image by PIRO4D from Pixabay
Window-Swap.com is an excellent “time suck”. It’s a collection of links to webcams pointed out of windows around the world. It’s oddly soothing. Check it out here.
Did you know you can clean N95 masks in an INSTANT POT? All you need is an Instant Pot, a steaming rack, and a small paper bag. The one catch is it has to be a model
Here’s a TikTok video where a kid solves a Rubik’s Cube in one hand . . . WHILE playing the piano with the other. Keep in mind, there are people out there who can’t even walk and
I might just be crazy enough . . . and bored enough . . . to try this. People online claim that if you want to make a cheap light beer taste better, just drop a PICKLE
Well, this sounds about right. A new study found that if you enjoy making people feel angry or embarrassed, you’re more likely to be addicted to SOCIAL MEDIA. Researchers at Michigan State and Cal State Fullerton tracked
The demo will be up for auction this Friday, and is expected to fetch between $3500 and $6500. Read more here Image by Cristian Ferronato from Pixabay
Opening Day for Major League Baseball is tomorrow, and you can’t be there. But you can still root for your team . . . virtually. MLB is launching a new interactive feature where you can cheer, boo,
A bunch of penguins at a zoo in England were bored without people around. But they’re good now after someone donated a bubble-blowing machine to keep them entertained.
Country Time Lemonade launched an economic relief program for lemonade stands that have been hurt by the pandemic. It’s called “The Littlest Bailout”. You can help your kids apply for $100 in relief by filling out a
Remember the Orca? That was the boat that Brody, Hooper, and Quint took out on the ocean to kill the great white shark in “Jaws”. The shark DESTROYED the boat before he got blown up, but now
Over the weekend, a black bear came up on some female hikers in Mexico at the Chipinque Ecological Park. It got extremely close to one of them . . . rising up on its hind legs behind
How weird is it that THIS is the hot back-to-school item? Crayola is selling sets of five reusable face masks . . . one for each school day. You can pre-order them at SchoolMaskPack.com for $30.
Does this person deserve some help for being responsible? And will Ashton Kutcher get involved? Someone in Minnesota has been posting signs all over north Minneapolis after they got drunk . . . decided to ride home
Apologies, in advance . . . William Shatner has teamed up with the current lineup of Canned Heat for a new rendition of the veteran blues-rock band’s 1970 hit “Let’s Work Together” that’s available now as a digital single and via streaming services. The
Right now, all of the scientists in the world are focusing their collective brain power on figuring out how to beat this pandemic. Well . . . all of the scientists except this guy. Instead, he’s calculating
A kayaker on a swamp in North Carolina filmed himself having a dangerous encounter with an alligator. He’s paddling along when the gator suddenly emerges from the water and rams the kayak, which turns it over. He’s
WAIT . . . WHAT?: A Woman Quit Her Job to Make Six Figures a Month Acting Like a Dog for People Online
People have some CRAZY fetishes, man. And it looks like they’ll spend BIG money on them. There’s a 21-year-old woman named Jenna Phillips in Austin, Texas. And she recently quit her job as an optician . .
Have you ever wondered how much some of Major League Baseball’s biggest legends like Babe Ruth, Cy Young, Hank Aaron, or Mickey Mantle would be raking in if they were playing today? Some researchers did . .
A Twitter hack compromised the accounts of “verified” celebrities and politicians, including Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Warren Buffett, Jeff Bezos, Mike Bloomberg, and Elon Musk. Once the accounts were accessed, they