This gives new meaning to the term “air guitar”: An inventor named Steve Gadlin has come up with the piece of equipment every axe-slinger needs: A FART PEDAL.
And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: A guitar pedal that makes fart noises.
The bad news is, you can’t make farts to the tune of an actual song. The thing just makes fart noises instead of actual music.
The good news is, you can control your gaseous output, and there’s even a switch for “wet” or “dry”.
Also, Gadlin worked with an “award-winning sound design company” to develop custom flatulence that has been, quote, “tailored specifically for a guitar amplifier, and tuned for exceptional live or studio performance.” (???)
