ROMANCE: This Valentine’s Day, Pay to Have Cats Empty Their Bladders on Your Ex’s Name

For years now, you’ve been able to pay to have a cockroach named after your ex on Valentine’s Day.  But maybe that metaphor isn’t visceral enough for you . . .

The Humane Society in Sioux Falls, South Dakota is offering a service this year where for a donation of at least $5, they’ll write your ex’s name on the bottom of a kitty litter box . . . and on Valentine’s Day, cats will literally do their business on the name.

They say they’ve already had, quote, “quite a few” names submitted.  (Sioux Falls Argus Leader)