You can be the most gentle, peace-loving animal activist on Earth . . . but when you see a spider in your house, you immediately become Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Commando”.
You will grab the biggest, most insane weapon you can find and hunt that eight-legged freak down until one of you is dead. And if your house burns down in the process, so be it.
Well, there’s a video game coming to Steam on Thursday that’s for all of us. It’s called “Kill It With Fire”. The premise is simple: There are spiders in your house, and you have to WASTE them.
And yes, you CAN use fire. But that’s not all. You can also go after them with a video game controller, dynamite, a variety of firearms, and even ninja throwing stars. And yeah, you pretty much wreck your house, but who cares???
(Check out some promo clips here.)
(All we need now is for the Carole Baskin of spiders to come out and demand this game be yanked because it encourages people to kill them. Which begs the question, “Is there a Carole Baskin of spiders???” Maybe we’re about to find out.)